bob warming up
Posts : 42 Join date : 2009-11-09 Age : 74 Location : Tamworth
| Subject: pet shop Wed Nov 25, 2009 5:33 pm | |
| Man walks into a pet shop: Can I have one of those things that fly around.Do you mean a parrot? No, not those , it's smallerAh, you mean a budgie No much smallerA finch? No smaller.I don't know. What colour is it? Sort of black and yellow, with little wings and six legs.Do you mean a wasp? Yes, that's it !I'm sorry sir but this is a pet shop. We sell animals, fish and birds but not wasps. But I want one.As I said sir, we simply do not sell wasps. Are you refusing to sell me one?I'm sorry sir, but I just don't sell wasps. What about the two you've got in the window then? | |
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