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PostSubject: The old crones (6)   The old crones (6) Icon_minitimeFri Nov 27, 2009 1:29 am

How's the homework going Maud?
Not very well as I just haven't got the time. What with mucking out the stables and the Ann Summers parties I don't have a spare minute.

I've more or less finished mine, so you can copy what I've written so far.
Thanks, Glad. What have you got left to do ?

It's the section on writing examples of spells. I'm not very good at writing my own, so I thought I'd cheat and go to the library.
And ?

Well, the nice man at the library was off that day. So I spoke to that fat, slimy supervisor. You know, the one who always stares down your cleavage. I know I've got a lot of cleavage to stare down but he's such a perve. He wouldn't appreciate nice boobs if he was given the chance ! Anyway I asked him if they had any books on spells. And do you know what he said? " Does the lady mean books on spelling, which we call a dictionary ?"

You didn't thump him did you Glad ?
No but I was so bleeding mad. I thought, just forget about the 'tionary, 'cause you're the DICK.

What did you do then ?
I bit my tongue, smiled sweetly and gave him a few blocks of chocolate I keep in me 'andbag. I should have thrown away that Ex-lax years ago.

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