Astrology and light bulbs!

Astrology

> How many Aries does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Only one, but it takes a hell of a lot of light bulbs.
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> How many Taurus does it take to change a light bulb?
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> What, me move?
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> How many Gemini does it take to change a light bulb?
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> 2
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> How many Cancer does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Only one, but he has to bring his mother.
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> How many Leos does it take to change a light bulb?
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> A dozen. One to change the bulb, and eleven to applaud.
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> How many Virgos does it take to change a light bulb?
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> One to clean out the socket, one to dust the bulb, one to install, and two engineers to check the work.
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> How many Libras does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Libras can't decide if the bulb needs to be changed.
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> How many Scorpios does it take to change a light bulb?
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> None. They LIKE the dark.
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> How many Sagittarians does it take to change a light bulb?
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> One to install the bulb, and a Virgo to pick up the pieces.
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> How many Capricorns does it take to change a light bulb?
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> The light's fine as it is.
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> How many Aquarians does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Have you asked the bulb if it WANTS to be changed?
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> How many Pisceans does it take to change a light bulb?
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> What light bulb?
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> How many astrologers does it take to change a light bulb?
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> "Don't ask me now, Mercury's retrograde!"