The old crones (2)

Hi Gladys, did your broom pass its MOT ?
No Maud, it didn't. The HP said the pole was OK but the bristles were below the legal limit, so I had to buy a set of replacements. It was the luck of the devil that he had the right size in stock

And what about your evening class ?
Mmmm, it's was advertised as "The magic of herbs". So far we've covered cooking with Rosemary and Thyme, but I feel I'm missing out on something, but I don't know what. Anyway, when I was there last night, a really, and I mean really, dishy bloke asked if I knew where the craft training was. I told him embroidery was across the hall, flower arranging in the annex but woodwork was cancelled through lack of numbers. He gave me a really strange look and walked off tutting. What do you think that was all about ?

I'm sure I don't know, Gladys. Brenda was complaining the other day that her boyfriend won't let her use his razor to shave her moustache. Talk about selfish, I ask you !